Another Short Post In Which Something Purty Is Embarrassingly Surprised When Something Actually Works Quite Well…

Wowee, but that’s some bee-yoo-tiful hair and make-up, no? I’ve been practising my swoopy fringe for a few weeks now and will let you know the minute I can pull it off without looking like a mentalist* but in the meantime I can offer you a sort-of-similar eye shadow. It’s not at all what was … Continue reading

What Something Purty Wore This (Christmas) Weekend…

Despite my best intentions Christmas itself came and went without a post – bar a pair of socks, bottle of absinthe and some scented candles over a week ago. So I’m hoping you won’t mind if I prise the stable door back open long after the Baby Jesus has bolted and slip in a few … Continue reading

Friday Post: Restorative Make-Up For The Morning After…

I haven’t drunk nearly enough this week for the following information to be truly useful so am relying on you to go out tonight and get utterly in your cups, just so’s you can give it a fair go tomorrow morning. And before you mention last Tuesday, I’m talking pink-eyed, pale-faced, dead-and-dug-up-again hungover, which unhappily … Continue reading